Welcome to our newest member - Jewels661!

[Chas4RR]

Like the name says, she's a real gem - all quiet and sweet...so go easy on her!

:thumb

[1HardRyder4Life]

but your s/n says Chas4RR...I dont get it. Does she know how to use the puter? =)

[Asian Dave]

Quit referring people!!

[HollywoodBush]

seriously you can't intro people....they need to do it! idiot!!

[Chas4RR]

Quit referring people!! bwahahahaaaaaa!!!

[m0nster986]

welcome who ever it is.

[Vtec44]

:lmfao

:worthless

[Asian Dave]

I think he made her up.

[1HardRyder4Life]

its his right hand

[Asian Dave]

its his right hand

It better not be! That cheating whore!!

[Chas4RR]

Lefty! :loser

[Asian Dave]

Left = Stranger.

[Jewels661]

I can assure you I am quite real...you can ask Breanne and Genie..they know me!!
There is definitely more to me than the right hand!!

Thanks for letting me join...I'll be sure to spank Chas for being such a naughty little monkey!

[1HardRyder4Life]

ohhhh man its getting hot in here now....you're a spanker huh? naughty naughty. between your spanking and that other new dominatrix chick....ouch.

[Asian Dave]

Oh, they told me about you....

[Jewels661]

Like the name says, she's a real gem - all quiet and sweet...so go easy on her!

:thumb


ooooooohh...really now?!?!

boy have I got you fooled...lol:fawkdance

[Jewels661]

Oh, they told me about you....

uh huh...lol..do I want to know what you've heard?

[Asian Dave]

uh huh...lol..do I want to know what you've heard?

I don't care what they've said, you're cool in my book.

[Jewels661]

I don't care what they've said, you're cool in my book.


the feeling is moochal! :thumb

[Vtec44]

I HAVE HER BOOBIES PIX! :woot

[Jewels661]

I HAVE HER BOOBIES PIX! :woot


oh..do you now?!?!?!?

[1HardRyder4Life]

share the wealth, dont be greedy man, post up!

[Jewels661]

ohhhh man its getting hot in here now....you're a spanker huh? naughty naughty. between your spanking and that other new dominatrix chick....ouch.

you like that, don't you!? does that turn you on, little man?!!? huh? huh? does it?!? tell me!!!:leghump

[1HardRyder4Life]

oh yeah it turns me on. ive got a lil chubby going on right now. can you take a pic of you stepping on some hard boiled eggs covered in gravy for me?

[HollywoodBush]

OMG LOL! I leave for one hour on lunch break and come back to porn....this is HOT! Lets see some pics!! Looks like I will have to play ninja underwear stealer on Jewels also.

[Chas4RR]

OMG LOL! I leave for one hour on lunch break and come back to porn....this is HOT! Lets see some pics!! Looks like I will have to play ninja underwear stealer on Jewels also.

That'll teach ya to eat. :werd

[Jewels661]

OMG LOL! I leave for one hour on lunch break and come back to porn....this is HOT! Lets see some pics!! Looks like I will have to play ninja underwear stealer on Jewels also.


dood..you go right the hell ahead...there's not much to steal..all I wear is thongs:naughty2

[HollywoodBush]

Then it looks like you wont mind if I try to seal them do you?:wiggle

[HurricaneGirl]

Then it looks like you wont mind if I try to seal them do you?:wiggle

Not sure how you 'seal' a thong, but I wanna see you try! :thumb

[Chas4RR]

Then it looks like you wont mind if I try to seal them do you?:wiggle

I think he means like this:

YouTube - Monkey Bar

[HurricaneGirl]

:wtf

[1HardRyder4Life]

hes the king of sealing underpants. you'll never be able to get them off.

[Asian Dave]

Werd.

[HollywoodBush]

Not sure how you 'seal' a thong, but I wanna see you try! :thumb

Would you like a demonstration on yourself?:fingersx

[Asian Dave]

Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade.

[1HardRyder4Life]

and punch like a donkey

[Chas4RR]

Bush, I think u need to quit while ur a heade now...no seriously, like

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/chas_g/KungPow.jpg

[Asian Dave]

Like Totally?

[1HardRyder4Life]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/this-thread-sucks/11/Thread-Direction.jpg

[HollywoodBush]

When the hell was I ever ahead?!

[Asian Dave]

Nice Cooter.

[HollywoodBush]

Where is CooterShooter?!

[1HardRyder4Life]

who is this masked man

[HollywoodBush]

no one shall ever know....legend has it he lives in a van down by the river!

[Asian Dave]

Cooter was a great man. A wise man.

I heard he once had over 1,000 posts within 30 days.

[1HardRyder4Life]

ta bill brasky!

[Asian Dave]

He had over 100 posts in a day!

[HollywoodBush]

The man...The Myth....THE LEGEND!

[1HardRyder4Life]

I heard he was booted for saying bastard.

[Asian Dave]

LAWZ!!

If only Inde would sign up.

[1HardRyder4Life]

I told him too. what a nozzle.

[Asian Dave]

No Deal! I want the referral!!

[Vtec44]

spam him! LOL

[HollywoodBush]

HAHA...I going to work my man magic and get him to sign up and put me as his referral

[Vtec44]

Man magic? LOL :love

[1HardRyder4Life]

told you bush was a magician

[HollywoodBush]

Poof bitches!

[HurricaneGirl]

:ohno Oooooo, what's 'man magic'????

[HollywoodBush]

You will find out soon enough....it will blow your mind away!

[Asian Dave]

I like it when you blow my mind away.

[HollywoodBush]

See I have one satisfied person....anyone else want to try?

[1HardRyder4Life]

hes gunna take u on a journey girl, take you to another world.

[Jewels661]

Did I take a wrong turn??! I thought this was MY welcome thread!!

*pout*

[1HardRyder4Life]

this thread was de-railed the funk out!

[HollywoodBush]

yeah....welcum! HAHA

[HollywoodBush]

Did I take a wrong turn??! I thought this was MY welcome thread!!

*pout*

:worthless

[Chas4RR]

Jewels<<<pwnd by internetz whorez :hide

[Vtec44]

Welcome jewels! :wave Don't mind the guys, they're just killing time at work.

[Jewels661]

Jewels<<<pwnd by internetz whorez :hide

ggee...thanks for the sympathy, babe! :fawkdance

[Jewels661]

Welcome jewels! :wave Don't mind the guys, they're just killing time at work.

DOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

thank you! *insert beer icon here*

[HollywoodBush]

Welcome jewels! :wave Don't mind the guys, they're just killing time at work.

But we rather kill time with you....:naughty2

[Asian Dave]

Wasabi.

[Jewels661]

Sushi

[Jewels661]

But we rather kill time with you....:naughty2

flatterer :naughty2

[HollywoodBush]

Or just a flirt....we make sexi time now?

[Asian Dave]

It's getting hawt in here...

[Jewels661]

so take off all your clothes

[HollywoodBush]

Can I help you with that?

[Vtec44]

:leghump

[Asian Dave]

Don't you hate pants?

[Jewels661]

sometimes

[Asian Dave]

My goal is to be like Robert DiNero in Casino. To work in an office and not have to wear pants.

[HurricaneGirl]

9 pages...you go gurrrrl!

[Jewels661]

9 pages...you go gurrrrl!


WUURRRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Asian Dave]

We just like to PW.

[bredebee]

Hiya Jewelz

[HollywoodBush]

We just like to PW.
+1...unless we get pictures we are not leg humpin

[1HardRyder4Life]

what the hell type of girl doesnt post pics when she joins a forum? haha

[bredebee]

I didn't post any soo HAH ! or did I ??? I don;t remember

[Chas4RR]

I didn't post any soo HAH ! or did I ??? I don;t remember

U want i kin post ur bewbies for these foos?

[Jeremy]

where in santa clarita are you from Jewels?

[Jewels661]

where in santa clarita are you from Jewels?

Hi Jeremy :)

Work in Newhall, live in Valencia

[Jeremy]

Hi Jeremy :)

Work in Newhall, live in Valencia

cool, I graduated saugus hs in 03, and lived there for a few years:thumb and worked in valencia for a while

[Vtec44]

I drive by Valencia once in a while! :loser

[HurricaneGirl]

cool, I graduated saugus hs in 03, and lived there for a few years:thumb and worked in valencia for a while

YOU GRADUATED IN 2003???!!! :doh

[DawnsRR]

I drive by Valencia once in a while! :loser


Me too!! BUTTONWILLOW!
WHOOT! :wiggle

[DawnsRR]

YOU GRADUATED IN 2003???!!! :doh



uuhghgghgh gawd I am old!

BUT welcome Jewels661

[Vtec44]

YOU GRADUATED IN 2003???!!! :doh

I was thinking the same... WTF?

[Asian Dave]

LAWZ!!!! You're all old.

[Vtec44]

:word

[Jewels661]

uuhghgghgh gawd I am old!

BUT welcome Jewels661

DAWWN!!!!!!!!!! WURD, GURL!?!?

ah..yeas...Buttonwillow..a fun time was had by all!!

[Jewels661]

cool, I graduated saugus hs in 03, and lived there for a few years:thumb and worked in valencia for a while

OMG..you're a baby!!!!!!!

[Jeremy]

OMG..you're a baby!!!!!!!

haha yep:loser

[Asian Dave]

Some Cougars in here for Jeremy.

[Jewels661]

Some Cougars in here for Jeremy.

Sorry..this cougar isn't on the prowl

[Chas4RR]

Some Cougars in here eat me for breakfast Jeremy.

....true!

[Vtec44]

Sorry..this cougar isn't on the prowl

That's just too bad... meeaoowww!! :fawkdance

[Asian Dave]

Meow meow, puss puss.

[HurricaneGirl]

What what?

[Asian Dave]

In the butt?

[Jewels661]

In the butt?

Christ...at least buy me a few drinks first

[Vtec44]

So when are we going to have a few drinks? :lmfao

[HurricaneGirl]

She likes Mai Tai's with little umbrellas in them. :thumb

[Chas4RR]

She likes Mai Tai's with little umbrellas in them. :thumb


Holy crap - that's "insider information"!!!! You like fruity drink now, Hurricane? :drunk

[Jewels661]

Holy crap - that's "insider information"!!!! You like fruity drink now, Hurricane? :drunk

I was gonna say...I don't remember you turning them down!!! Geeez....don't be playing all innocent there, missy!! :naughty2

[Chas4RR]

I was gonna say...I don't remember you turning them down!!! Geeez....don't be playing all innocent there, missy!! :naughty2

...:owneddance

[HoolieB]

Jewels, that's a kewl name!! :thumb

[Jewels661]

Jewels, that's a kewl name!! :thumb


tanx!:wiggle

[quietlilsis]

welcome :tomato

[BadVibe]

Welcome aboard!! :tomato

[Asian Dave]

:welcome

[1HardRyder4Life]

piss off

[Asian Dave]

I <3 you.

[1HardRyder4Life]

i rove yu

[Asian Dave]

$5 dolla?

[quietlilsis]

:welcome

:tomato