What do you do for a living?

[tribal_06]

Just thought I would start a thread where people can put up what they do for a living.

I'm military for a few more months, I work electronics on the F-15

[HollywoodBush]

Tech Rep. for an equipment company ( short version of what I do )

[Vtec44]

IT Analyst for WPP.

[MOOCHER]

semi truck driver

[ZMAN]

Expert gigolo and Exotic dancer F'er :thumb



Nahhh fro real
im a Box boy at Vons :fingersx

[jameschoi]

Anthony by day... tap some bong!!! by night!

j/k... I used to be a financial auditor for Ernst & Young... now I run my fam business and have my own consulting firm on the side. I make no money...

[Dano]

I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

[1HardRyder4Life]

look at internet porn all day

[The Dude]

Sandwich Artist! at Subway...hoping to work my way up to manager soon. :fingersx if the big boss man keeps leading me on like this for the promotion I'm jumping ship to Quiznos!!! i hear the pay is alot better, and so are the sandwiches! :thumb

[Chromodome]

I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

YouTube - Beerfest Clip - Stimulating Frogs

[Davey Cracker]

I entertain my 3 year old baby cracker, unfortunately there's no money in it.

[bredebee]

I work for Cre8ive DNA/Vice President of KBC , the boss's assistant ..we do helmet / gear design

[Vtec44]

I work for Cre8ive DNA/Vice President of KBC , the boss's assistant ..we do helmet / gear design

Sounds like a fun job!

[bredebee]

Tis we are planning world domination !and we do custmm lids for the discerning motorcyclist lololol

[Vtec44]

so who do I sleep with to get a free KBC helmet?????? :naughty2

[bredebee]

YIKES !!! I dunno let me get back to you

[Asian Dave]

I'd rather pay for an Arai then get a free KBC.

I'm a Fluffer.

[Vtec44]

YIKES !!! I dunno let me get back to you

:loser

[ZMAN]

Well ill just sleep around for the KBC discount :naughty2

[bredebee]

I'd rather pay for an Arai then get a free KBC.

I'm a Fluffer.


Look I we don;t make the lids we just put the designs on em .... we do anything that has the Moto Design logo on it .....other brands too !

[zypher]

lol..that some funny ass video...

[zypher]

bredebee, is it possible for u to get me the duhamel replica sticker for my rsr2?

[Danish2]

I work in a private laboratory in Riverside, synthesizing complex chemicals to support local economies. :thumb

[BadVibe]

Risk Management

[bredebee]

I work in a private laboratory in Riverside, synthesizing complex chemicals to support local economies. :thumb


SOunds very important !

[Cookiebug79]

I work in a private laboratory in Riverside, synthesizing complex chemicals to support local economies. :thumb
Hooray for meth labs!

[m0nster986]

I ride around in a truck with lights and sirens meeting interesting people all day long.

[bredebee]

I have a strong sudden craving to eat a gingerbread man

[triplestack3]

giggolo

[triplestack3]

I'm rather ashamed to admit what I do for a living actually

[Kid Death]

I work in a private laboratory in Riverside, synthesizing complex chemicals to support local economies. :thumb


distribution, accounts payable, or receiving

I'm a technical editor and a handsome boy modeling school graduate

[The Sauce]

I'm rather ashamed to admit what I do for a living actually

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/buttsecks-43951.jpg

[bredebee]

Who doesn;t luv teh buttsecks!?!??!

[triplestack3]

Who doesn;t luv teh buttsecks!?!??!
Well since my job usually involves me getting fucked over and lied to, getting my ass reamed, and just generally buttfucked.... yes.
but how is that different from most crummy jobs?

[Kid Death]

oliver....handsome boy modeling school is for you and all it takes is $60 to attend

[triplestack3]

you mean i get $60? i look better when ur drunk tho

[Kid Death]

I don't need to be drunk to see that

[bredebee]

What about loving loobed buttsecks ?

[triplestack3]

What about loving loobed buttsecks ?
I thought the rule of thumb is that you lick it before you stick it.



and don't use warming KY.... hahahahahahahaha im still laughing about that

[triplestack3]

ok ok ok 300 posts im calling it a night

[bredebee]

DOOD I know about the warming KY lololol spit is fine spoose as long as you use enough lol

[NomadRip]

As little as possible.

[triplestack3]

DOOD I know about the warming KY lololol spit is fine spoose as long as you use enough lol
hahahaha spits cool if you dont mind getting rimmed out LOLOL SUN

[triplestack3]

hahahaha spits cool if you dont mind getting rimmed out LOLOL SUN
actually i just eat a lot of bean and cheese burritos so my asshole is already nice and greasy

[dirtyridin!]

I design things to go BOOM!

[Asian Dave]

Do you make cars? Make cars that go BOOM?

Cause I know some girls that like cars. The cars that go BOOM.

[The Sauce]

I design things to go BOOM!

That's funny because I've designed things that have gone boom...and weren't supposed to.

[Chromodome]

Do you make cars? Make cars that go BOOM?

Cause I know some girls that like cars. The cars that go BOOM.

L'Trimm reference... nice!

YouTube - Cars That Go Boom

[Jikser]

imma uncle sam's bitch

[dirtyridin!]

Do you make cars? Make cars that go BOOM?

Cause I know some girls that like cars. The cars that go BOOM.

I can make cars go boom...or pretty much anything go boom... =) I'm a boomy kind of guy.....

[triplestack3]

I eat bean burritos and go BOOM

[Swazimoto]

smoke pot

[Chas4RR]

I make dreams into reality.

[HurricaneGirl]

I fly an F-15

[triplestack3]

I just sit at my computer and pretend to do work

[triplestack3]

I work the corner

[triplestack3]

I work my booty


for small bills

[LanceB]

I am a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

[Kid Death]

I manage peoples fears

[Cookiebug79]

I am a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
Really? I'm a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet...

[The Sauce]

Really? I'm a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet...

You are soo not 15.

[Chas4RR]

You are soo not 15.

Who Gives A F8%k...as long as she has Webbed Feet! :leghump

[LanceB]

Really? I'm a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet...

Did your father sometimes accuse chestnuts of being lazy? The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

[The Sauce]

Who Gives A F8%k...as long as she has Webbed Feet! :leghump

She likes it when you finish between her 'toes'.

[Kid Death]

also I moonlight as a virgin converter

[Chas4RR]

also I moonlight as a virgin converter

Really? - what's the exchange rate these days.

[triplestack3]

what do I do for a living? Eat, breathe, sleep, and occassionally poop.

[Chas4RR]

what do I do for a living? Eat, breathe, sleep, and occassionally poop.

Let me guess... you get paid by the piece?

[Kid Death]

Really? - what's the exchange rate these days.

depends really...I usually charge by the ounce

[MOOCHER]

lol

[triplestack3]

Let me guess... you get paid by the piece?
no, by the kilo

[Kid Death]

that's a man who takes his job seriously

[triplestack3]

fuck i hate my job

they wont let me bone out a little early to go to the track because half the people didnt feel like coming in today

fuck i hate my job

i try to help out and do some extra work and then get chewed out because i'm not doing enough extra work that i dont get paid for

fuck fuck fuck

[triplestack3]

i'm bitter

[triplestack3]

i've

[triplestack3]

i've been here for 30 minutes and i already feel like walking out

i've only worked at one place more fucked up than this, but not too much more fucked up

[triplestack3]

i got paid

with an awesome paycheck



but i still hate dealing with this shit

[triplestack3]

fooki9n meixcan hookers

[HurricaneGirl]

I can't get my Mexican hookers to cooperate either!

[triplestack3]

I can't get my Mexican hookers to cooperate either!
i AM the mexican hooker apparently

[HurricaneGirl]

i AM the mexican hooker apparently

Oh, well then...get to work bitch! :pimp

[triplestack3]

Oh, well then...get to work bitch! :pimp
oh damn i jsut got whored
:fawkdance

[Kid Death]

look for a new joby job then

[sean]

I'm Lionel Ritchie

[Vtec44]

I'm Lionel Ritchie's bitch

I knew it!