Make A Ninja Star

[Chas4RR]

Taught to me by my kids, who are true ninjas and attacked me in my sleep with these. If anyone doubts the pedigree of my teachers, I suggest you not sleep with both eyes closed in my house...evaaaaarrr!

Step 1: Obtain a plastic bottle of water, Sunny D, Fanta, or other favorite beverage! Bottle must have a plastic screw top!

Step 2: Remove lid! Set aside!

Step 3: Remove plastic ring from neck of bottle, making sure to keep it intact!

Step 4: Invert plastic ring, exposing DEADLY ninja barbs manufactured into inside of ring!

Step 5: Target enemy! (Optional: hide in furniture, trees, or dirty laundry basket for many days awaiting passing target)

Step 6: Unleash NINJA FURY!

Step 7: (Optional) Enjoy cold beverage responsibly. :)


(Ninja "Invisible" Model Pictured)

[Chromodome]

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). ..

[Kid Death]

and they chop peoples heads off

[Chas4RR]

and they chop peoples heads off

totally, and blood goes everywhere.

[bredebee]

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[Danish2]

PIRATES WERE BETTER! are they old-school yet? or just 'soooo last year?'

[Chas4RR]

PIRATES WERE BETTER! are they old-school yet? or just 'soooo last year?'

Pirates are drunken slobs. A pirate is to butter knife as ninja is to surgeon's scalpel. The only good thing about pirate fighting them ninjas, though, is that as a pirate I am ridiculously and naively persistent in my attack. Usually, they attempt to scale me like monkeys and bring me down, but I have retard strength.

[Asian Dave]

Only good thing about Pirates are the wenches.

[Asian Dave]

When I was a kid, I made ninja stars by using the tops and bottoms of canned goods and tin snips.

[Chas4RR]

When I was a kid, I made ninja stars by using the tops and bottoms of canned goods and tin snips.

yes, those can be quite effective too. i recommend the above models for office ninja fighting or in areas where blood loss must be kept to a minimum. They are also recyclable, which makes them "green"!

[Kid Death]

PIRATES WERE BETTER! are they old-school yet? or just 'soooo last year?'


why are you using the past tense....they still exist. haven't you ever tried to sail to New Zealand. It was a good thing I brought my ninja with me, I only wish he were a better sailor, he had trouble piloting the pirate ship after he kicked all their butts

yup it was awesome

[Asian Dave]

http://www.swordsofmight.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=339

I'm buying these...

http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/throwingweapons/stars/6_Point_Ninja_Star.jpg

[bredebee]

Wow this thread is weird

[Kid Death]

http://www.swordsofmight.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=339

I'm buying these...

http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/throwingweapons/stars/6_Point_Ninja_Star.jpg (http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/throwingweapons/stars/6_Point_Ninja_Star.jpg)

those are pretty good actually....